I want a fricking MOTORCYCLE!

Really, really bad. I'm obsessing: the family and I went on vacation a couple of weeks ago, and saw all these people driving their Goldwings and BMW's through the mountains of E. Tennessee, and it struck me: THAT'S what I want.

I want to be sitting on a big cruiser or touring bike--Valkyrie? Sportster? even a Goldwing?--flying down the road, with my wife snuggled up to my butt.